A job.
I am gainfully employed at Microsoft, at the Xbox Operations Center, through Volt (a contractor/vendor employment service). I start tomorrow (actually this morning) at 9 AM, and my future schedule is unclear. The job entails mainly level-2 technical work and support requests, which is easy enough, if not a bit mindless at times. The pay's good, the benefits suck, and the commute will be awful if I'm driving over the 520 bridge, but Microsoft has their own personal Connector Bus services with cell links and WiFi on the vehicles, so as soon as I'm settled, I'll be taking that.
For Those of You in Cleveland...
I was outside today, throwing off a mound, hitting moonshots during batting practice, and chasing grounders in the infield.
Bank ATMs Converted to Steal Credit Card Info
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Got this from Terrence. Behold, the «Booksthatmakeyoudumb»!

